16 Things to do in Wal-Mart
1.Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they
aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
5. Go up to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll
invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows
where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell,
very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
I thought this was really funny. I know some one who did these in Wal-Mart & she got banded so you were warned, by the way if you do any of these in Wal-Mart or any other stores tell us about it.

QUOTE(1Cpm1 @ Dec 9 2007, 08:32 AM) [snapback]403818[/snapback]10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows
where the anti - depressants are.
That was the only one that actually amused me.

But non of us british could do that. Since we dont have guns in supermarkets.

QUOTE1.Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they
aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. hahaha I feel like doing this.

QUOTE(1Cpm1 @ Dec 9 2007, 06:32 AM) [snapback]403818[/snapback]16 Things to do in Wal-Mart
1.Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they
aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
5. Go up to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll
invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows
where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell,
very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
don't forget to smash the hidden mirror in the tv department

Reminds me of the elevator list....I'll add a few to that....
Put on your own show with sock puppets.
Walk up to random people and start talking about how much you enjoy cheese, not in the hunting department however....or sporting goods.

QUOTE(Hel @ Dec 9 2007, 02:19 PM) [snapback]403837[/snapback]Put on your own show with sock puppets.
It's official Hel, you ARE a genious, I just would love to do this act with a friend, just make surem you don't get kicked out by bringing your own personal socks.

If wal-marts are anything like our Asda's then I can't believe that no-one has suggested getting CD-R's of Cannibal Corpse, the Berzerker, etc etc and playing them all full blast on the CD players they have out switched on on the shelves
Or just putting Reign In Blood on and getting a load of mates to mosh out to it.

Play some Disgorge and Prostitute Disfigurement through them speakers, that will fuck people up

QUOTE(Mattie @ Dec 10 2007, 05:18 PM) [snapback]404046[/snapback]Play some Disgorge and Prostitute Disfigurement through them speakers, that will fuck people up
Woah, now that would be good, anyways Matt, would you want to put on the sock puppet thing with me, Dan and Phil, In theory of course.

QUOTE(Mattie @ Dec 10 2007, 05:18 PM) [snapback]404046[/snapback]Prostitute Disfigurement
Best. Band-name. Ever.