Dude, my Mom is premium. 8)

It's a shame I can't sell samples. Everyone would start bidding then.
I also have no desire to test drive her.
I'm her son, it's just too sick. I'm fine to just know rather than find out.

Besides, whe nyour Fathers a deadbeat cunt and you only have your Mom, you learn to discuss both male and female sides to everything, relationshiops, cars, lumps of shit.
We also discuss sex when drunk, somones gotta tell a teenager about it, shes the only one available. XD

8) I need no guidence though, my girlfriend assures me we hit 3 orgasms at once. I asked her if that was supposed to be hard, she claimed that she doubts anyone else on the planet could make her do it.
I don't understand how much bragging I should be doing. I missed Sex eduaction out of lack of interest in sex, the fact i get queezy when it come to vids about the inside of the body.
And particularly vids involivng afterbirth, masterbation inside the female body and whatever else.

Plus the vid they showed me, all 4 seconds before i had to leave, depicted some kind of large black worm-like creature, that looked like a hose, which appeare dto spring out of the male sexual divice and flail around like something from ALIEN. : (

SO there we go. I dunno.

wow your posts are long..

QUOTE(Voice Of Deception)wow your posts are long..
I like to give my input.
Though completely insane, apparantly. XD

Wow... I didn't pay any attention to the health vids, but I guess I endedup knowing more than you Kai, lol. I drew a gigantic sperm with the reflection of the world in it's head on the desk while the birth/afterbirth videos were being played.

All I know is;
Where to put it.
What state it needs to be in to go there.
What it does.
How she racts.
Why I should wear a condom.

Past that I assume getting girls in an orgamic state is piss easy, Cause I'm not even trying and the reaction is quite "Over-dramatic" shall we say. : P
But yeah, you know more than me xD maybe I should get some insight.
But I also fear insight may put me in fear, perhaps I should keep it unknown, that way I can keep doing whatever it is I'm doing that works so damn well. 8) Igornance is bliss... just, more for her than me, really. : P

QUOTE(Kai Sulkus)Dude, my Mom is premium.  8)  

It's a shame I can't sell samples. Everyone would start bidding then.
I also have no desire to test drive her.
I'm her son, it's just too sick. I'm fine to just know rather than find out.

Besides, whe nyour Fathers a deadbeat cunt and you only have your Mom, you learn to discuss both male and female sides to everything, relationshiops, cars, lumps of shit.
We also discuss sex when drunk, somones gotta tell a teenager about it, shes the only one available. XD

8) I need no guidence though, my girlfriend assures me we hit 3 orgasms at once. I asked her if that was supposed to be hard, she claimed that she doubts anyone else on the planet could make her do it.
I don't understand how much bragging I should be doing. I missed Sex eduaction out of lack of interest in sex, the fact i get queezy when it come to vids about the inside of the body.
And particularly vids involivng afterbirth, masterbation inside the female body and whatever else.

Plus the vid they showed me, all 4 seconds before i had to leave, depicted some kind of large black worm-like creature, that looked like a hose, which appeare dto spring out of the male sexual divice and flail around like something from ALIEN. : (

SO there we go. I dunno.

hahahah wow. your mom reminds me of my mom actually. kinda strange.

QUOTE(Metal Crusader)QUOTE(Kai Sulkus)Dude, my Mom is premium.  8)  

It's a shame I can't sell samples. Everyone would start bidding then.
I also have no desire to test drive her.
I'm her son, it's just too sick. I'm fine to just know rather than find out.

Besides, when your Father's a deadbeat cunt and you only have your Mom, you learn to discuss both male and female sides to everything, relationshiops, cars, lumps of shit.
We also discuss sex when drunk, somones gotta tell a teenager about it, shes the only one available. XD

8) I need no guidence though, my girlfriend assures me we hit 3 orgasms at once. I asked her if that was supposed to be hard, she claimed that she doubts anyone else on the planet could make her do it.
I don't understand how much bragging I should be doing. I missed Sex eduaction out of lack of interest in sex, the fact i get queezy when it come to vids about the inside of the body.
And particularly vids involivng afterbirth, masterbation inside the female body and whatever else.

Plus the vid they showed me, all 4 seconds before i had to leave, depicted some kind of large black worm-like creature, that looked like a hose, which appeare dto spring out of the male sexual divice and flail around like something from ALIEN. : (

SO there we go. I dunno.

hahahah wow. your mom reminds me of my mom actually. kinda strange.
When my mom was my age she had her hair in just about every colour you could put in your hair, and she screamed "FUCK OFF" at a pakistani woman for looking at her funny and complaining in some unknown thongue.
Or so I hear. 8)

Admittedly, the Pakistani woman was apparantly saying she was a slut or something, or a bad influence on socity based on her hair.
Thing is... : Pakistan is becoming a pretty shit influence on the world, and a reallllly fucking awkward one on the UK.
I'd trade having no curry to send them back to pakistan anyday. They pick fights people people for being christian and shit all the time, if they don't like christianity why the fuck are they in the United Kingdom? : P
I think religion is balls, mind. But they complain about EVERYTHING. The UK's starting to run everything by them, it's like "Fucking hell we don't know what to do, Pakistan, are we allowed to have grass, air and food? No? It's against your religion you say? WELL, EVERYONE, NO MORE GRASS, STOP BREATHING, AND IF I CATCH ANYONE EATING I'LL FEED THEM A DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN."
It's getting severely out of hand, we can't even take the piss out of Ganesha anymore...

So what's this topic about again?

kai's mom and his cd not arriving yet? :?

Dude this is one freaky thread :?