Bring Me The Horizon, WTF!?!
September 16, 2009 1:56:13 AM UTC Post #1

I'm serious... what the hell is it that everyones sucking these guys off over? Does ANYBODY know?
The Guitar is Dull, Hints at a possibility of Rythem... but slowly gets more dreary...
slower ...... slooowwweeeerrrr ...... slllllooooowwwwwwwwweeeerrrrr......
.... and slooowwweeerrr.....

You get the point.

I'm no drummer, but the Drumming seems both random and apauling. The Kicks seem to be the only thing anyones bothering with...
And I'm yet to read any of their lyrics that don't inlude the words, or words relating to;
Death, Dead, Corpse, She, Girl, Stench... so on...
It's all severely typical shit all the little kiddies who wank off across yell things like "OMFG I'M A VAMPIRE I KILL AND SUCK BLOOD AND THE SMELL OF HER CORPSE IS WHAT BROKE MY BLACK LITTLE HEART."
And yet through all this slow, dull, ryhhemless deary, dischord-packed idiocy...
They have the balls to say they're a Thrash band ... ... ... ... ...

Am I the only one on this planet who thinks this MUST be some kind of REALLY bad Joke?
I actually AM willing to trade my ears for brain cancer or some shit over this, if somone locked me up with a BMTH CD on all day, I'd actually offer to suck MCR off every day for the rest of my life on command just to escape.
Not that I have a problem with all their songs... I actually think the new album will be decent.
But the band are still tossers. XD

So yeah... um... why the fuck should anyone have to put up with the existence of this band? :
And HOW did they win Best British Newcomer? HOW!?!
Few things, if anything, baffles me more than this mystery.

I thought at least 80% of the human race was stupid.
Now it's official, AT LEAST 80% of this planet is thick as a tightly coiled pile of shit from a curry filled rotwiler.

... somone please kill me before I hear this band again ... D:


October 17, 2006 6:26:09 AM UTC Post #1

Hate the lyrics of this band.
Although to be fair, their new songs sound more structured than the EP songs. Almost have a BDM feel to them. Ive heard many a worse band to be honest.
They are the current scene at the moment. They are the band that guys who wear kid sized death metal tees of bands theyve never heard of relate to over here as theyre from the UK.
LOL@the singers weirdly shaped penis though
EDIT: You said the album will be decent, yet said:
QUOTEsomone please kill me before I hear this band again
:?

October 17, 2006 6:51:06 AM UTC Post #2

What a bullshit thread. Why would anyone devote a thread, even a negative one, to such an unworthy band?

October 17, 2006 7:00:36 AM UTC Post #3

QUOTE(CrushingTheChristianCreed)What a bullshit thread.  Why would anyone devote a thread, even a negative one, to such an unworthy band?
Kudos to you for actually bothering to read it.

October 17, 2006 7:45:01 AM UTC Post #4

QUOTE(CrushingTheChristianCreed)What a bullshit thread.  Why would anyone devote a thread, even a negative one, to such an unworthy band?
Why would anyone holding this opinion even reply in said thread?
Anyways, this band must be some exclusively British phenomonon. We dont ahve this problem up in Canada. we have our own problems, however.

October 17, 2006 8:33:27 AM UTC Post #5

QUOTE(cainXcore)Hate the lyrics of this band.
Although to be fair, their new songs sound more structured than the EP songs. Almost have a BDM feel to them. Ive heard many a worse band to be honest.
They are the current scene at the moment. They are the band that guys who wear kid sized death metal tees of bands theyve never heard of relate to over here as theyre from the UK.
LOL@the singers weirdly shaped penis though  :lol:
EDIT: You said the album will be decent, yet said:
QUOTEsomone please kill me before I hear this band again
:?
Shoulda made it clearer, that was about MCR. XD

@Other people;
The whole "OMFG UNWORTHY BAND" shit, I Only ever hear from well... "Guys who wear kid sized death metal tees of bands theyve never heard of."
I agree with the dude who said Anyone holding that opinion would have just sneered at the thread and left.
Ahahaha, and I feel quite good I wasted your time reading it, Idiot. <3

Nehoo, Yeah BMTH is some sort of awkward UK thing. Or a Wales thing, I dunno. We keep getting incredibly bad bands from Wales...
The Automatic D: ...oh dear.

Lostprophets aren't my thing, but least they write something that's good for some people, BMTH seems to just... well, bullshit the entire song. I'd be amazed if the tracks sounded the same live as they do on recording. :
I honestly think this is the worst band i've ever had the misfortune to hear, anyone who wants to show me a worse band is welcome to do so. :3

October 17, 2006 9:32:57 AM UTC Post #6

QUOTE(Kai Sulkus)"OMFG I'M A VAMPIRE I KILL AND SUCK BLOOD AND THE SMELL OF HER CORPSE IS WHAT BROKE MY BLACK LITTLE HEART."
Bahahaahhhaa!!!
Classic

October 17, 2006 9:54:56 AM UTC Post #7

QUOTE(Jaysin)QUOTE(Kai Sulkus)"OMFG I'M A VAMPIRE I KILL AND SUCK BLOOD AND THE SMELL OF HER CORPSE IS WHAT BROKE MY BLACK LITTLE HEART."
Bahahaahhhaa!!!
Classic

8)
The Real lyrics to those sorta songs is actually even more ironic.
Most of that is acutlal real lyrics from about 200 Scenecore songs I've been subjected to by my girlfriend : P and tied all into one neat bundle.
A personal fave is;
"I'll be your Romio, you'll be my juliet, we'll be some beautiful." and then it goes off into some shit about love rhying me with hidious car wreak.
ROFL.
I don't fucking know, somethings wrong with these bands. Aren't we meant to break out guns and go see who can kil the most band members?

October 17, 2006 11:27:13 AM UTC Post #8

the thing about bring me the horizon is that they seem to be copying two bands who are developing themselves by name johnny truant and architects, this is a problem being as both of thease influences havent developed their own sound yet. and unlike bring me the borrowed riff both bands are tight as fuck sounding

October 17, 2006 11:46:15 AM UTC Post #9

They are quite possibly one of the worst band's I've ever heard.

October 17, 2006 12:24:05 PM UTC Post #10

Unluckly for me I live really close to their guitarist, and one of my friends used to have lessons from him.

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