RIGHT.
I dunno if I'm the only one thinking this... I most likely am, but there we go, I'm Kai, people seem pretty established with the idea of me being completely insane. Which I'd like to think I'm not.

SO....

I dunno how the rest of you feel when you're about to give some tender lovin' but I personally would LOVE to see Trivium team up with Durex and make some Condoms with the T on the length of it!
And perhaps they could come with a little music box that plays a cover of Gunshot which goes something like; "A Cumshot from the head of my erection."

CHILDISH, I admit.
But Damnit, I'd enjoy it.

And hell... If anything I'd want a pack just to say I have one.

If Not I'll have to mess with the idea of getting with the word "SKULLFUCK" or said Gunshot shizz on the length of my wang. Or elsewhere if it turns out that's not going to happen.

Anywhoo.....

Either that or some plastic Trivium T swords to charge into the gig with while proceeding to mangle some unfortunate fuck who dared get in the way of you while you're trying to get to the front.
I know those bastards, and god knows I could do with a T sword to smite them with.

Or alternatively someone could get me a Koi and transport Dragons gate to my door so I can take a big ass dragon to fuck shit up with.

Either way, I feel Plush Heafy toys riding mighty dragons with T swords and all sorts of other shite would look lovely in my Room. >: O

And dragons gate should so be the Met0l horns with some sort of mystic portal in the middle, a power only evoked to the sheer brilliance of Anthem's little china-man piece.



......Or... I could fuck off and stop wasting peoples time with fagass suggestions that belong, most likely, on a pop-punk board for fans of Pete Wentz's cock....
BUT I STILL THINK MY IDEAS ARE VALID, AND... SOMEHOW GOOD.

8) ...and if Jaysin in reads this, Dude, stop opening MSN convos like "KAI MANNNNN" and disappearing. I'll ram a corn cob up your ass if you don't speak past an opening line next time.

QUOTE(The Mummy @ Dec 17 2006, 01:22 AM) [snapback]327465[/snapback]If your with your gf, you dont relly want a song about an abusive father playing( I could make a joke about it being in itself a cotracaptive, but i wont )
^^haha^^
lmao, What if you picked up a girl. You look for the condom for a while(let's wait for a while) you find it and then Trivium starts playing. Everything good so far.
But then the girl's horrible truth are exposed.
She hates trivium.......

:O
Brilliant idea

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If your with your gf, you dont relly want a song about an abusive father playing( I could make a joke about it being in itself a cotracaptive, but i wont )

It would be a crime if Trivium didnt make Kai's ideas come true.
The man is a genius.. but it aint very obvious!

Yeah a sword im my opinion would be freaking sweet.

There's Lamb Of God condoms lol, we got them in a goodie pack after doin street team work at Download 05
But its Kinda a bad idea cos most ppl would buy them for a laugh as a Novelty item but then some Idiot will come along and realy use one and start a lawsuit agaisnt Trivium cos like the condom broke and got his woman pregant or somthing real stupid like that.

My God. Elitist omfgTrivium r my homiez people didn't attempt to butcher me!?!

How snazzy. When I posted this originally my instant reaction to it was "Ah, such hyperative suger compelled ideas! AND NOW. THE WORLD CAN READ THEM."

Moments later my observation of the topic changed to;
"Naive."
;P then again, my woman has perhaps had me watch too much Russel Brand.

Why isn't there a bragging forum? I wish to gloat about the aubsurdly dragonic shag I just gave to my lady. >: O

Lol brag all you want i dont mind just dont get to full of your-self

Technically they should be sold as novelty joke shit and just have the tag: "You can use these, and they're as reliable as -enterwhichevertypeofcondomtheyare- but have Trivium related content for a laugh."
That way if it fucks up Durex get screwed and not Trivium.

Funnily enough I've never heard of Durex getting scewed over because it's kinda your fault if you didn't make sure your shit worked.

Personally I wish they were just a TEEEENNNNY bit looser. I mean yeah, It saves her getting preggorz and shit, but what about my knob? It turns fucking purple from suffocation >: O

I Demand condoms come in sizes.

As for the brag, I'm a pretty thick person when it comes to sex, all I know is where it goes and what to do. So I personally don't know if somewhere around the area of 20 multiple orgasms on her part is shit or good.
She claims it's fucking amazing and can't get enough of these so called Epic shags.
To me it's really not that hard to do, just get on with it, give it my best and hope it's satisfying. : P

Is 20 any good? Is that even possible?
Exageration? : X
But then again, about that number of incredibly loud moans, or screams... yknow, it's hard to distinguish between them... I need earplugs for sex. O_O..............

Nehoo, any porn master 5 star rated sexual beasts on the forum can happily give me some insight as to whether thats good and whatever. I'm 17 in Feb so I've hardly got life experence in sex 8) so tips and tricks too.
Haha. \m/

What about the Plush Dragon-Heafy stuff? O_o;
Or perhaps western style shit with a karp transforming into a wagon?

BECOMING THE WAGON \m/
Sorta like Jonathan Woss.