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trivium3_rich	September 16, 2009 1:56:07 AM UTC	Post #1
Posts: 248 Member #: 14,744 Joined: 09/15/2009	hey, i dont think this has been done before, but what the hell! share your best jokes with everyone, but keep then clean-ish! lol
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trivium-sonic	December 18, 2005 1:19:14 PM UTC	Post #1
Location: Tougane, Chiba Posts: 1004 Member #: 11,040 Joined: 09/01/2009	Yep was done a while back by me but wasn't so popular back then. What's black and sits in a wheelchair at the top of the stairs? Stephen hawkings in a burning house. Meh..
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cainxcore	December 18, 2005 1:26:08 PM UTC	Post #2
Posts: 579 Member #: 11,799 Joined: 09/15/2009	A man and a woman are standing in line at a hospital donation center. “Long line, huh?” says the man. “What are you donating?” “Blood,” the woman replies. “They pay 10 bucks a pint.” “I’m donating my sperm,” says the man. “They pay $25 an ounce.” A couple of weeks later, the man and woman meet again in the same line. “Hi there,” says the man. “Donating some more blood?” The woman shakes her head and mumbles, “Mmm-unnh!”
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trivium-sonic	December 18, 2005 1:28:40 PM UTC	Post #3
Location: Tougane, Chiba Posts: 1004 Member #: 11,040 Joined: 09/01/2009	QUOTE(cainXcore)A man and a woman are standing in line at a hospital donation center. “Long line, huh?” says the man. “What are you donating?” “Blood,” the woman replies. “They pay 10 bucks a pint.” “I’m donating my sperm,” says the man. “They pay $25 an ounce.” A couple of weeks later, the man and woman meet again in the same line. “Hi there,” says the man. “Donating some more blood?” The woman shakes her head and mumbles, “Mmm-unnh!” i'm sure i seen this a while back but with pics.
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fairy of ice	December 18, 2005 2:06:54 PM UTC	Post #4
Posts: 43 Member #: 12,686 Joined: 09/15/2009	two sussages in a pan one says "ahh its getting hot in here!" the other replies "ahhhhhh a talking sussage!!" hahahaha
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metal_king	December 18, 2005 2:08:58 PM UTC	Post #5
Posts: 265 Member #: 11,444 Joined: 09/15/2009	Two fish are in a tank, one fish says to the other, "I hope you know how to drive this thing."
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i'm_falling_to_grey	December 18, 2005 2:13:09 PM UTC	Post #6
Posts: 77 Member #: 14,513 Joined: 09/15/2009	QUOTE(Mike)Two fish are in a tank, one fish says to the other, "I hope you know how to drive this thing." QUOTE(Fairy Of Ice)two sussages in a pan one says "ahh its getting hot in here!" the other replies "ahhhhhh a talking sussage!!" hahahaha Hahaha
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trivium3_rich	December 18, 2005 2:21:19 PM UTC	Post #7
Posts: 248 Member #: 14,744 Joined: 09/15/2009	QUOTE(Fairy Of Ice)two sussages in a pan one says "ahh its getting hot in here!" the other replies "ahhhhhh a talking sussage!!" hahahaha i dont get it :?
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fairy of ice	December 18, 2005 2:24:26 PM UTC	Post #8
Posts: 43 Member #: 12,686 Joined: 09/15/2009	QUOTE(Rich)QUOTE(Fairy Of Ice)two sussages in a pan one says "ahh its getting hot in here!" the other replies "ahhhhhh a talking sussage!!" hahahaha i dont get it :? hahahaha the second sussage is all like holy shit a talking sussage.. but hes also a talking sussage!!
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i'm_falling_to_grey	December 18, 2005 2:25:59 PM UTC	Post #9
Posts: 77 Member #: 14,513 Joined: 09/15/2009	QUOTE(Rich)QUOTE(Fairy Of Ice)two sussages in a pan one says "ahh its getting hot in here!" the other replies "ahhhhhh a talking sussage!!" hahahaha i dont get it :? I don't know if I can explain this well...but I'm gonna try... Ok...it starts out the sausage is telling the other sausage something...and you think it is like a joke between the sausages. But really, the joke is that the sausage is talking. I hope that made sense.
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fireflange	December 18, 2005 2:51:43 PM UTC	Post #10
Posts: 13 Member #: 13,299 Joined: 09/15/2009	a mouse goes to heaven, and after he's been there for a week god asks the mouse how he's finding life in heaven. the mouse says "it's great but because i'm so small i'm finding it hard to get to the table in time to get any food". so god gives the mouse a pair of roller skates. later that day a cat goes to heaven. a week later god asks the cat how he's finding heaven. the cat says to god, "it's great, i especially like the meals on wheels"
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