I doubt any of you will get this, but I think it's hilarious.

Rumsfeld is reporting to the President and the Cabinet. He says, "Three Brazilian soldiers were killed today in Iraq."
The President says, "Oh, my God!" as he buries his head in his hands. The entire Cabinet is stunned. Usually George Bush shows no reaction what-so-ever to these reports.
Just then, Bush looks up and says, "How many is a brazilian?

happy birthday to this thread

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? he was dead
why did the giraffe fall out of the tree? he was dead
why did the lion fall out of the tree? he was dead
why did the monkey fall out of the tree?


he thought they were playing a game.

pretty shit joke, but the fact my 6 year old nephew told it me made it hilarious.

Rofl, thats one of those jokes that make you think why there funny. But they still make you laugh. HAHA

Three third graders from Kentucky (an Irish kid, an
Italian kid and a Redneck kid) are on the play ground at recess.
The Irish kid suggests that they play a new game. "Let's
see who has the largest weenie," he says. "Okay." They all agree.
The Italian kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out.
"That's nothing," says the Irish kid. He whips his out
and proudly shows that his is at least an inch longer.
Not to be outdone, the Redneck kid whips his out. It is
by far not only the biggest, but the fattest.
That night, eating dinner at home, the Redneck kid's
mother asks him what he did at school today.
"Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math test and
read out loud from a new book and then during recess, my friends
and I played a new game called "Let's see who has the largest
weenie."
"What kind of game is that, honey?" asks the mother.
"Well, me, Anthony and Patrick each pulled out our weenies
and I had the biggest! The other kids say it's because I'm a
Redneck. Is that true, Mom?"

Mom replies, "No, Honey. It's because you're twenty-one.

haha

A black baby dies and goes to heaven, on arrival God says to the black baby ''here, take these wings'', the baby replies ''does this mean i'm a angel?'', God answers ''No, your a bat.''

What's funnier than seeing a baby fall from the top of the eifle tower?




Catching it with a pitchfork.
lol, cracks me up everytime.

Oh my god that's horrible!
But my friend says, "Niiiiiiiiiice."

QUOTE(Wozza @ Jan 29 2007, 06:39 AM) [snapback]344257[/snapback]A black baby dies and goes to heaven, on arrival God says to the black baby ''here, take these wings'', the baby replies ''does this mean i'm a angel?'', God answers ''No, your a bat.''
Bravo *applauds*