You'll probably have to be North American to get this one...
One day there was a little Native boy helping his mom bake... His mom spilled some flour all over the counter and the little Indian boy rubbed it all over his face and said "Hey look mom! I'm a white boy!" His mom became mad and slapped him, and then she said "Now go to your father and tell him what you did." So the little boy goes to his father and says "Hey Dad, I'm a white boy!" His Dad becomes furious and spanks him. After he was done spanking him he said to the boy "Now go up to your grandmother and tell her what you've done." So the little boy, now very distraught, marches up the stairs to find his grandmother. When he finds her he says "Look grandma, I'm a white boy!" His grandmother then slaps him and says "Now go down to your mother and tell her what you've done." So the white boy goes back downstairs to his mother. When he gets there his mother asks "Now, have you learned anything from this?"
The boys says "Yeah, I've only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you fuckin indians"

I heard this in the common room at college:
"What's the difference between a tampon and Saddam?
One's a string hanging from a c*nt and the other is a c*nt hanging from a string."

QUOTE(Shayne @ Jan 30 2007, 02:06 PM) [snapback]344637[/snapback]You'll probably have to be North American to get this one...
One day there was a little Native boy helping his mom bake... His mom spilled some flour all over the counter and the little Indian boy rubbed it all over his face and said "Hey look mom! I'm a white boy!" His mom became mad and slapped him, and then she said "Now go to your father and tell him what you did." So the little boy goes to his father and says "Hey Dad, I'm a white boy!" His Dad becomes furious and spanks him. After he was done spanking him he said to the boy "Now go up to your grandmother and tell her what you've done." So the little boy, now very distraught, marches up the stairs to find his grandmother. When he finds her he says "Look grandma, I'm a white boy!" His grandmother then slaps him and says "Now go down to your mother and tell her what you've done." So the white boy goes back downstairs to his mother. When he gets there his mother asks "Now, have you learned anything from this?"
The boys says "Yeah, I've only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you fuckin indians"
BAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA





Don't laugh!" said the patient, Ed.
"Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," Ed said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest penis the doctor had ever seen. It couldn't have been bigger than the size of a AAA battery.
Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure.
"I'm so sorry," said the doctor. "I really am. I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again.
Now...what seems to be the problem?"
"It's swollen," Ed replied.

why do jaysin and shayne seme too assume we're morons, in not getting a blindingly obvious joke?




however, that lost joke by jaysin.... bravo

I never said anything about it being hard to understand, the joke is very blatant.

QUOTE(Jaysin @ Jan 18 2007, 08:48 PM) [snapback]341320[/snapback]I doubt any of you will get this, but I think it's hilarious.

yes you did.

oh...
I stand corrected.

A punk walks into a bus, and he finds a church sister. He finds her really hot, and wants to fuck her, so he tells alot of shit about that in her ear. She then gets shocked and leaves the bus, the punk is devistated. The fat bus driver gives him a trick to fuck her, he needs to go to the graveyard at night, and dress up as god, he'll win her for sure.
It's night, and the punk is dressed up and ready. He finds the sister praying somewhere, so he comes and says: "AHA! I AM GOD! IN ORDER FOR YOU TO BE A GOOD CHRISTIAN YOU MUST HAVE SEX WITH ME!"
The sister is confused but accepts: "Okay.. but I want to stay a virgin, will you please have anal sex with me?"
The the punk, dressed up as god, scores, he is having great anal sex, so with his deep euphoria in him, he lets loose, and take off his robe and beard:
"AHA! I AM THE PUNK"
and the sister goes: "AHA! I AM THE BUS DRIVER!"

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!! brilliant lmao.
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* What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume!
* What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome.
* How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?
The dog plays with it more.
* What's more fun than feeling up a dead baby?
Feeling up a dead baby with three nipples
* How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off of it's head.
* What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
* Why are test tube babies the most beautiful ones?
Because they're hand made.
* What's brown and gurgles?
A baby in a casserole.
* What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?
A baby with a punctured lung.
* What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
* How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ?
Nail its other hand to the floor.
* What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?
Art.
* What do you call a dead baby, a rat, 6 week old bread and a gherkin?
A B*g Mac.
* What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?
Bob
* What's blue and thrashes about on the floor?
A baby playing in a plastic bag.
* How do you make a man pregnant?
Stick a dead baby up his ass!
* How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole?
Stick a javelin through it's head.
* How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.

another dead baby one:
whats the difference between a porsche and truckload of dead babies.
i don't have a porsche in my garage