i think you all know what to do, copy n paste the current story into your post then add a word. ill start
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Once upon a time, five brave dwarves decided to rape Lord Assbandit Freddycunt, in orgasm castle. Many spoke of previous Lords that were also raped by the horny dwarves. Evil men sprayed lethal manure into unsuspecting wales of the moon and sun. Massive orgys began but the orcs couldn't get enough viagra to complete this battle. Suddenly, thousands of little rats descended into the chaos, weilding their dildos. Then, just before Master Yoda ejaculated his massive fluorescent load of sperms. Little did they swim down the crevace of faucets of pagan wastelands unto their spermy demise. Huge waterfalls of beer flowed throughout several canals that appeared in slow motion. Twice Mr. Noobface executed your nuns because christians like having buttsecks. But did he defecate the enormous dragons vagina when Lord Shitdick grew a vulture phallus. Although hippies eat nuns, they wank fervently whilst munching stale vagina meat, "Yum!" exclaimed Tithead who had fat tits elsewhere. His genitals differed greatly because they became entangled whenever Mongolians laughed at anal rape from yonder. Urethrabandits believed penis suffocation caused immortality, hence why their penises grew 20" around glass. Dave the Warrior pederast accused Neil the Jew demon of stealing money which belonged to pure-blooded gods Amon Amarth. They were furious nipple campaigners, fighting against ravenous snails that had rabies with spinach scrotums wrapped around a tree of mucus.
Meanwhile, Henry McO'Badgerson (leader of Testicle Rovers) was jerking his transparent nostril hair while singing the national anthem of fuck finland laptops. Blankets from anal parts covered north poles while screaming turks engorged upon the blazing nipploid fannies. However, Slayer felt this action of sexual advancement very displeasing. Herpes arrived on Sidcup, and people died clutching their Nectar of decomposed wax. Then, without warning, a feather duster imploded into a sphere shaped dildo and penetrated rewritten nectarines. "WEINER!!" Cried the dog. Suddenly, Old Mother Hitler engaged furious chipmunks with portable erasers which shot millions of Uruk-Hai heads. War Then emerged from Montanna State Prison when all security was raped. High summer hippes aroused frivolous midgets within 300,000 seconds, nonetheless the testicle of Herman Li implored for chowmein. Unto Mordor's Orodruin, Gimli dropped lots of toes near Frodo and Joesephine for necrophilliacs to enjoy ear sex whilst urinating. The frog shagged viciously whilst constipating. Blood monkeys flashed torches into the womb opening wide and fisted it twice. After the five anuses released faeces that spawned Woody Allen they licked Babies.
Emelia McFarlane sacrificed her mother because she bombarded her boobs with caulifower cheese. Bob Saggit - Faggot Investigator, nibbled on Sana's silicone chips. He Hopped-Scotch many prostitutes and Midgets when the evil parrot munched rabidly on Chuck Norris dolls. Then unexpectedly scrotum surfers erupted from Khazad-Dhúm. Tweaked-out screwdrivers fainted. Suddenly clouds began ransacking mountains and pillaging rabbit's mansions until farting nipples appeared with highly acrobatic panties. Vlad the rapist appeared before the kettle unwillingly and ejaculated repeatedly into pigglets. There was twelve Elves submerged under Alice's Mangina, devouring plenty of hungry fuck tards. Human faeces grew tremendously large beards on their arses but before Tony could resume his slaughter of smurfs. Crotch smugglers burst balls mightily against fragile baby ribs of pork. Little did she realise what was lurking in silence of her magic: LAMPS.
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Once upon a time, five brave dwarves decided to rape Lord Assbandit Freddycunt, in orgasm castle. Many spoke of previous Lords that were also raped by the horny dwarves. Evil men sprayed lethal manure into unsuspecting wales of the moon and sun. Massive orgys began but the orcs couldn't get enough viagra to complete this battle. Suddenly, thousands of little rats descended into the chaos, weilding their dildos. Then, just before Master Yoda ejaculated his massive fluorescent load of sperms. Little did they swim down the crevace of faucets of pagan wastelands unto their spermy demise. Huge waterfalls of beer flowed throughout several canals that appeared in slow motion. Twice Mr. Noobface executed your nuns because christians like having buttsecks. But did he defecate the enormous dragons vagina when Lord Shitdick grew a vulture phallus. Although hippies eat nuns, they wank fervently whilst munching stale vagina meat, "Yum!" exclaimed Tithead who had fat tits elsewhere. His genitals differed greatly because they became entangled whenever Mongolians laughed at anal rape from yonder. Urethrabandits believed penis suffocation caused immortality, hence why their penises grew 20" around glass. Dave the Warrior pederast accused Neil the Jew demon of stealing money which belonged to pure-blooded gods Amon Amarth. They were furious nipple campaigners, fighting against ravenous snails that had rabies with spinach scrotums wrapped around a tree of mucus.
Meanwhile, Henry McO'Badgerson (leader of Testicle Rovers) was jerking his transparent nostril hair while singing the national anthem of fuck finland laptops. Blankets from anal parts covered north poles while screaming turks engorged upon the blazing nipploid fannies. However, Slayer felt this action of sexual advancement very displeasing. Herpes arrived on Sidcup, and people died clutching their Nectar of decomposed wax. Then, without warning, a feather duster imploded into a sphere shaped dildo and penetrated rewritten nectarines. "WEINER!!" Cried the dog. Suddenly, Old Mother Hitler engaged furious chipmunks with portable erasers which shot millions of Uruk-Hai heads. War Then emerged from Montanna State Prison when all security was raped. High summer hippes aroused frivolous midgets within 300,000 seconds, nonetheless the testicle of Herman Li implored for chowmein. Unto Mordor's Orodruin, Gimli dropped lots of toes near Frodo and Joesephine for necrophilliacs to enjoy ear sex whilst urinating. The frog shagged viciously whilst constipating. Blood monkeys flashed torches into the womb opening wide and fisted it twice. After the five anuses released faeces that spawned Woody Allen they licked Babies.
Emelia McFarlane sacrificed her mother because she bombarded her boobs with caulifower cheese. Bob Saggit - Faggot Investigator, nibbled on Sana's silicone chips. He Hopped-Scotch many prostitutes and Midgets when the evil parrot munched rabidly on Chuck Norris dolls. Then unexpectedly scrotum surfers erupted from Khazad-Dhúm. Tweaked-out screwdrivers fainted. Suddenly clouds began ransacking mountains and pillaging rabbit's mansions until farting nipples appeared with highly acrobatic panties. Vlad the rapist appeared before the kettle unwillingly and ejaculated repeatedly into pigglets. There was twelve Elves submerged under Alice's Mangina, devouring plenty of hungry fuck tards. Human faeces grew tremendously large beards on their arses but before Tony could resume his slaughter of smurfs. Crotch smugglers burst balls mightily against fragile baby ribs of pork. Little did she realise what was lurking in silence of her magic: LAMPS.

Once upon a time, five brave dwarves decided to rape Lord Assbandit Freddycunt, in orgasm castle. Many spoke of previous Lords that were also raped by the horny dwarves. Evil men sprayed lethal manure into unsuspecting wales of the moon and sun. Massive orgys began but the orcs couldn't get enough viagra to complete this battle. Suddenly, thousands of little rats descended into the chaos, weilding their dildos. Then, just before Master Yoda ejaculated his massive fluorescent load of sperms. Little did they swim down the crevace of faucets of pagan wastelands unto their spermy demise. Huge waterfalls of beer flowed throughout several canals that appeared in slow motion. Twice Mr. Noobface executed your nuns because christians like having buttsecks. But did he defecate the enormous dragons vagina when Lord Shitdick grew a vulture phallus. Although hippies eat nuns, they wank fervently whilst munching stale vagina meat, "Yum!" exclaimed Tithead who had fat tits elsewhere. His genitals differed greatly because they became entangled whenever Mongolians laughed at anal rape from yonder. Urethra bandits believed penis suffocation caused immortality, hence why their penises grew 20" around glass. Dave the Warrior pederast accused Neil the Jew demon of stealing money which belonged to pure-blooded gods Amon Amarth. They were furious nipple campaigners, fighting against ravenous snails that had rabies with spinach scrotums wrapped around a tree of mucus.
Meanwhile, Henry McO'Badgerson (leader of Testicle Rovers) was jerking his transparent nostril hair while singing the national anthem of fuck finland laptops. Blankets from anal parts covered north poles while screaming turks engorged upon the

Once upon a time, five brave dwarves decided to rape Lord Assbandit Freddycunt, in orgasm castle. Many spoke of previous Lords that were also raped by the horny dwarves. Evil men sprayed lethal manure into unsuspecting wales of the moon and sun. Massive orgys began but the orcs couldn't get enough viagra to complete this battle. Suddenly, thousands of little rats descended into the chaos, weilding their dildos. Then, just before Master Yoda ejaculated his massive fluorescent load of sperms. Little did they swim down the crevace of faucets of pagan wastelands unto their spermy demise. Huge waterfalls of beer flowed throughout several canals that appeared in slow motion. Twice Mr. Noobface executed your nuns because christians like having buttsecks. But did he defecate the enormous dragons vagina when Lord Shitdick grew a vulture phallus. Although hippies eat nuns, they wank fervently whilst munching stale vagina meat, "Yum!" exclaimed Tithead who had fat tits elsewhere. His genitals differed greatly because they became entangled whenever Mongolians laughed at anal rape from yonder. Urethra bandits believed penis suffocation caused immortality, hence why their penises grew 20" around glass. Dave the Warrior pederast accused Neil the Jew demon of stealing money which belonged to pure-blooded gods Amon Amarth. They were furious nipple campaigners, fighting against ravenous snails that had rabies with spinach scrotums wrapped around a tree of mucus.
Meanwhile, Henry McO'Badgerson (leader of Testicle Rovers) was jerking his transparent nostril hair while singing the national anthem of fuck finland laptops. Blankets from anal parts covered north poles while screaming turks engorged upon

Once upon a time, five brave dwarves decided to rape Lord Assbandit Freddycunt, in orgasm castle. Many spoke of previous Lords that were also raped by the horny dwarves. Evil men sprayed lethal manure into unsuspecting wales of the moon and sun. Massive orgys began but the orcs couldn't get enough viagra to complete this battle. Suddenly, thousands of little rats descended into the chaos, weilding their dildos. Then, just before Master Yoda ejaculated his massive fluorescent load of sperms. Little did they swim down the crevace of faucets of pagan wastelands unto their spermy demise. Huge waterfalls of beer flowed throughout several canals that appeared in slow motion. Twice Mr. Noobface executed your nuns because christians like having buttsecks. But did he defecate the enormous dragons vagina when Lord Shitdick grew a vulture phallus. Although hippies eat nuns, they wank fervently whilst munching stale vagina meat, "Yum!" exclaimed Tithead who had fat tits elsewhere. His genitals differed greatly because they became entangled whenever Mongolians laughed at anal rape from yonder. Urethra bandits believed penis suffocation caused immortality, hence why their penises grew 20" around glass. Dave the Warrior pederast accused Neil the Jew demon of stealing money which belonged to pure-blooded gods Amon Amarth. They were furious nipple campaigners, fighting against ravenous snails that had rabies with spinach scrotums wrapped around a tree of mucus.
Meanwhile, Henry McO'Badgerson (leader of Testicle Rovers) was jerking his transparent nostril hair while singing the national anthem of fuck finland laptops. Blankets from anal parts covered north poles while screaming turks engorged

Once upon a time, five brave dwarves decided to rape Lord Assbandit Freddycunt, in orgasm castle. Many spoke of previous Lords that were also raped by the horny dwarves. Evil men sprayed lethal manure into unsuspecting wales of the moon and sun. Massive orgys began but the orcs couldn't get enough viagra to complete this battle. Suddenly, thousands of little rats descended into the chaos, weilding their dildos. Then, just before Master Yoda ejaculated his massive fluorescent load of sperms. Little did they swim down the crevace of faucets of pagan wastelands unto their spermy demise. Huge waterfalls of beer flowed throughout several canals that appeared in slow motion. Twice Mr. Noobface executed your nuns because christians like having buttsecks. But did he defecate the enormous dragons vagina when Lord Shitdick grew a vulture phallus. Although hippies eat nuns, they wank fervently whilst munching stale vagina meat, "Yum!" exclaimed Tithead who had fat tits elsewhere. His genitals differed greatly because they became entangled whenever Mongolians laughed at anal rape from yonder. Urethra bandits believed penis suffocation caused immortality, hence why their penises grew 20" around glass. Dave the Warrior pederast accused Neil the Jew demon of stealing money which belonged to pure-blooded gods Amon Amarth. They were furious nipple campaigners, fighting against ravenous snails that had rabies with spinach scrotums wrapped around a tree of mucus.
Meanwhile, Henry McO'Badgerson (leader of Testicle Rovers) was jerking his transparent nostril hair while singing the national anthem of fuck finland laptops. Blankets from anal parts

QUOTEThen unexpectedly scrotum surfers erupted from Khazad-Dhúm
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I like the part where spider-legged Unicorns commit necrophilia marathons.

Once upon a time, five brave dwarves decided to rape Lord Assbandit Freddycunt, in orgasm castle. Many spoke of previous Lords that were also raped by the horny dwarves. Evil men sprayed lethal manure into unsuspecting wales of the moon and sun. Massive orgys began but the orcs couldn't get enough viagra to complete this battle. Suddenly, thousands of little rats descended into the chaos, weilding their dildos. Then, just before Master Yoda ejaculated his massive fluorescent load of sperms. Little did they swim down the crevace of faucets of pagan wastelands unto their spermy demise. Huge waterfalls of beer flowed throughout several canals that appeared in slow motion. Twice Mr. Noobface executed your nuns because christians like having buttsecks. But did he defecate the enormous dragons vagina when Lord Shitdick grew a vulture phallus. Although hippies eat nuns, they wank fervently whilst munching stale vagina meat, "Yum!" exclaimed Tithead who had fat tits elsewhere. His genitals differed greatly because they became entangled whenever Mongolians laughed at anal rape from yonder. Urethra bandits believed penis suffocation caused immortality, hence why their penises grew 20" around glass. Dave the Warrior pederast accused Neil the Jew demon of stealing money which belonged to pure-blooded gods Amon Amarth. They were furious nipple campaigners, fighting against ravenous snails that had rabies with spinach scrotums wrapped around a tree of mucus.
Meanwhile, Henry McO'Badgerson (leader of Testicle Rovers) was jerking his transparent nostril hair while singing the national anthem of fuck finland laptops. Blankets from anal parts covered north poles while screaming turks engorged upon the blazing nipploid fannies. However, Slayer felt this action

Once upon a time, five brave dwarves decided to rape Lord Assbandit Freddycunt, in orgasm castle. Many spoke of previous Lords that were also raped by the horny dwarves. Evil men sprayed lethal manure into unsuspecting wales of the moon and sun. Massive orgys began but the orcs couldn't get enough viagra to complete this battle. Suddenly, thousands of little rats descended into the chaos, weilding their dildos. Then, just before Master Yoda ejaculated his massive fluorescent load of sperms. Little did they swim down the crevace of faucets of pagan wastelands unto their spermy demise. Huge waterfalls of beer flowed throughout several canals that appeared in slow motion. Twice Mr. Noobface executed your nuns because christians like having buttsecks. But did he defecate the enormous dragons vagina when Lord Shitdick grew a vulture phallus. Although hippies eat nuns, they wank fervently whilst munching stale vagina meat, "Yum!" exclaimed Tithead who had fat tits elsewhere. His genitals differed greatly because they became entangled whenever Mongolians laughed at anal rape from yonder. Urethra bandits believed penis suffocation caused immortality, hence why their penises grew 20" around glass. Dave the Warrior pederast accused Neil the Jew demon of stealing money which belonged to pure-blooded gods Amon Amarth. They were furious nipple campaigners, fighting against ravenous snails that had rabies with spinach scrotums wrapped around a tree of mucus.
Meanwhile, Henry McO'Badgerson (leader of Testicle Rovers) was jerking his transparent nostril hair while singing the national anthem of fuck finland laptops. Blankets from anal parts covered north poles while screaming turks engorged upon the blazing nipploid fannies. However, Slayer felt this