I had a dream that I got drunk, woke up in California, and played Children of Bodom on guitar hero... then Ville Valo chased me into a lift, and when I got out I was in Manchester. I've never been to California, and I've only been to Manchester once in my life

I had a conversation last night on msn just before i went to sleep, my friend said she was choking on her drink and i joked that it's okay because i know CPR or something (which i don't)...
Then i had a dream that me and my family were at a beach with my auntie and uncle and two cousins, and we realised that my cousin had gone missing and we all went to look for her, and my dad ran back carrying her out of the sea, they all turned to me and shouted that i always brag about knowing CPR, and i got real worried that i'd lied to everyone about knowing CPR and that i didn't know what i was doing... Then i woke up.

I had a really weird dream that I was in a soft jazz band last night, playing guitar on an easy listening version of Cannibal Corpse's Hammer Smashed Face! And I kept fucking it up as I was half awake so kept trying to play it heavy, which got me really weird looks from the rest of the band....

And me and a housemate got loads of pogs the other day ( ) so we played them and smoked a ton of weed all night, and my housemate ended up having really weird dreams where pogs were telling his life story and his future!

Last night I had a dream where I was sleeping, and in the dream I had a dream that I was a character in "Its the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown", and then I woke up and called my best friend and found out that he had the same dream. Then I left my house to go somewhere, and when I came back my car was gone. My sister than informed me that my friend had taken my car because he needed to get home. And then my car suddenly appeared again, and I looked at the gas tank meter and thought to myself, "Oh, that's why its only half full." And then I woke up.
I seriously have random and weird dreams like this every night. O_o

Must we bring up that video every time Cannibal Corpse are mentioned

RAPE THE LIMBLESS CADAVER!

QUOTE(Fugue @ Feb 23 2008, 07:00 PM) [snapback]419552[/snapback]I had a really weird dream that I was in a soft jazz band last night, playing guitar on an easy listening version of Cannibal Corpse's Hammer Smashed Face! And I kept fucking it up as I was half awake so kept trying to play it heavy, which got me really weird looks from the rest of the band....
And me and a housemate got loads of pogs the other day ( ) so we played them and smoked a ton of weed all night, and my housemate ended up having really weird dreams where pogs were telling his life story and his future!
Easy listening Cannibal Corpse.... *laughs* That's classic.

The only time I can stand Cannibal Corpse is when they are in lounge music format

That man had the right idea. Singing Cannibal Corpse lyrics without resorting to gutturals.
I do all the time

The night before I saw Megadeth I dreamt I was eating fried chicken and speaking with Dave Mustaine. It was like, I was an ex member of 'deth!
It was cool.. until I woke up and realised it was clearly just a dream.