Religion
December 01, 2007 1:10:30 PM UTC Post #711

Hail the Toaster!

December 01, 2007 3:12:08 PM UTC Post #712

You know, I can only tolerate this blasphemy for so long....I tell you the mighty gas grill will smite all those who deny it.

December 01, 2007 6:14:27 PM UTC Post #713

I prefer the charcoal grill myself...mmmm....grilled meat.....

December 01, 2007 6:32:24 PM UTC Post #714

Yeah but toasters are easier to use, surely a god would want to make things simple for us

December 01, 2007 6:46:15 PM UTC Post #715

easier to kill as well.

December 01, 2007 7:22:05 PM UTC Post #716

QUOTE(Fugue @ Dec 1 2007, 01:55 PM) [snapback]402951[/snapback]INFIDEL!
BURN HIM!
CRUCIFY THE HEATHEN!
A gas grill makes much better toast!
Fuck the gas grills.
TOASTERS ALL THE WAY!

December 01, 2007 11:49:33 PM UTC Post #717

QUOTE(Elliot @ Dec 1 2007, 06:32 PM) [snapback]403070[/snapback]Yeah but toasters are easier to use, surely a god would want to make things simple for us
*faints*
*gets up in righteous indignation*
A pestilence upon thee, thou hast committed blasphemy in mine eyes!
But seriously, fire, how can you deny that primal urge to take food and cook it over an open flame? Maybe that's just my cavewoman urges coming out....ooo ooo, must find handsome man, then find food. *picks up club*

December 01, 2007 11:55:29 PM UTC Post #718

I worship the toaster for my toast, the grill for my meat, and the oven for my chips, as well as the microwave for my soup and the kettle for my coffee. It's kinda like Hinduism, but for appliances

December 02, 2007 6:22:29 PM UTC Post #719

Marmalade on toast.
FOOD OF THE GODS!

December 04, 2007 12:39:40 PM UTC Post #720

QUOTE(Storm of Damnation @ Dec 1 2007, 08:39 AM) [snapback]402948[/snapback]Haha, I love this thread.
Seriously though Zoroaster, using such an ostentatious vocabulary does nothing to strengthen your arguments. I'm with gus on this one, there's no point trying to be a smartass over the internet.
Agreed wholeheartedly. though most of us know the meaning of said words, it does not validate your posts or give you any more credibility than someone who types in L337. if you have got the right idea, you've got the right idea, there is no need to consult your online thesaurus.

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