R.I.P Billy Mays
September 16, 2009 1:58:07 AM UTC Post #1

To the best pitchmen of them all:
In a profession where you can go unrecognized for your entire career; you gained national fame and fortune by selling us OxiClean on TV commercials. You were the best of the best and I am indeed a fan. May you R.I.P, to the best pitchmen who will ever live.


June 29, 2009 12:11:01 AM UTC Post #1

Rest In Peace, Mr Mays. Having seen your pitch multiple times, I can see you were a man full of conviction, and pride in your product, and were a larger than life character. I'm a big follower of your mission and would like everyone to know that I own his entire back catalog of Oxi Clean products. You made my whites whiter, you made my brights brighter. I openly talked of buying enough Oxi Clean to cover Israel and bring them peace. I just hope that we can all find some solace in the fact that behind all the media hysteria, and everything that went on, when we strip all that away, it was all about one man and his love of Oxi Clean. And goddamnit you were the finest man to pitch Oxi Clean there ever was. God is a fucking cruel whore, he took one of the greats today.
PLEASE GOD...I BEG OF YOU....YOUVE TAKEN ENOUGH LIVES ALREADY......PLEASE GOD, JUST SPARE ME BARRY SCOTT!! I DONT THINK I COULD GO ON WITHOUT HIM!!!!

BARRY I LOVE YOOOOOOOOOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

June 29, 2009 1:15:22 PM UTC Post #2

RIP Billy. The American Barry Scott. *salutes*

June 29, 2009 1:28:37 PM UTC Post #3

Lol Madden..
I'm just wondering if his death was related to the plane accident that happened on the 27th.

June 29, 2009 5:37:57 PM UTC Post #4

The sources I read said it was. He suffered some kind of head trauma.

June 29, 2009 7:34:45 PM UTC Post #5

I read somewhere else heart failure, unrelated. Odd.

June 30, 2009 1:27:37 AM UTC Post #6

I saw on CNN it was head trauma. Something fell on his head, he opted not to go to the hospital, told his wife he didn't feel good, then he was found dead. Such a bad way to go...

June 30, 2009 6:30:48 PM UTC Post #7

Billy Mays didnt go to hospital because he was a fucking, walking, fire breathing buffet of fucking manliness.
I love him.

June 30, 2009 8:09:32 PM UTC Post #8

^^ Truer words have never been spoken.

June 30, 2009 9:25:57 PM UTC Post #9

PITCHMEN marathon on Discovery Channel tomorrow

July 01, 2009 12:23:25 AM UTC Post #10

Really?! Watching it all day ...

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