Just as it hits the part about Thunder and lightning and shit in this song. Literally now, the entire days been rain free - everythings been calm. It's the middle of the fucking night.
Just as Matt hit the line of Thunder and Lightning a huge fucking storm started outside, I think it's actually smashed my gate open, something majorly loud actually just shook my house. 8)
Went and fetched me sword, thought it might be some fucker here to nick my stuff. >: O
But nay! It is merely the power of Trivium causing the Earth to shake around my house, unleashing the force of thunder and lightning in a mighty downpour over my shithole. 8)
;D Thanks Paolo.

Now I fear what'll happen if I stick Detonation on, or worse still Becoming the Dragon. D:
Is some fuck off explosion gonna bring fourth a giant lizard or some shit on me here? : D Only one way to find out. 8)

EDIT:
By the way, who's still up for a Kai's story thread somewhere? : P

Haha.. Wow. Crazy Kai I dub thee.

QUOTE(Asphyxiated.)Haha.. Wow.  Crazy Kai I dub thee.
Shoulda seen what happened when I listened to To The Rats on the toilet. 8)

Becoming the Dragon will turn your mother into a raging fire breathing beast...
or worse, your girlfriend!
Using swords to fight burglers... thats the spirit!!!

QUOTE(Kai Sulkus)Went and fetched me sword, thought it might be some fucker here to nick my stuff. >: O  

Legend.

QUOTE(Kai Sulkus)Went and fetched me sword, thought it might be some fucker here to nick my stuff. >: O  
a sword..to fend off thieves....hm......lol nice...

QUOTE(Steve m/)QUOTE(Kai Sulkus)
Went and fetched me sword, thought it might be some fucker here to nick my stuff. >: O  
a sword..to fend off thieves....hm......lol nice...
Psh. People that carry guns typically are too afraid to use them on humans, you know someone weilding a sword is just waiting to run someone through. At least I am. I have 3 swords, 2 throwing axes, and a dozen throwing knives. It's going to be a sad day for robbers when someone comes through my window.

My friend has one of those Aragorn LOTR swords, two bows with metal/sharp edged arrows, and a samurai sword and knife that he bought in Japan. I feel very safe at his house.
I'm really into the song "The Rising" too. It's very blues/hard rock influenced. Sounds like a song off of the Black Album. (The God that Failed, perhaps?)

QUOTE(Becoming The Dragon)Becoming the Dragon will turn your mother into a raging fire breathing beast...
or worse, your girlfriend!   
Using swords to fight burglers... thats the spirit!!!  :D

Yeah, now that I think back. Had I not been mid-wank I should have put 3 Inches of Blood on, gone out screaming with the said Blade and wanked all over them.
Only turned out to be the lightning though.
Aint going outside with my Rod and Sword. I'll get hit by a fuck-off thunderbolt. 8) I mean, how could it resist my sexy meat?
Muahahaha.
Nah seriously, any fucker tries to rob my fucking house gets a Buster Sword and some Random sharp ass sword I got for chrismass up their anal core.
I need an Axe.
Two Axes.
And A giant Axe for my back just to look fearsome.
Then I can put Axes of Evil on, and hack up my legs while punching them with said axes.
Then we'll see who's more kvlt. 8)

ADDITIONALLY:
Yes I would run them through.
Yes I would actually masterbate on them.
Yes I will do it to you if you try and rob me.
Yes I will perform these acts to 3 Inches of Blood.
No I will not let you live.
No my Mom can't become a Dragon because she slays the shit out of them daily.
Yes my Mom is more Metal than you.
No she won't give you her autograph.
Yes she does accept donations.

And most girlfriends become dragons when they smell like Koi. ;D
HOW IRONIC.

I like you. Let's be friends
3 Inches of Blood are kiler.
DEADLY SINNERS!
Axes are not hard to get hold off.. hand to hand combat beats the crap out of guns anyday.
Why drive by, when you can run up to them and chop their head off "Come here ye bastard... Oi... dont run.. I just want to talk!"
I think if you walked outside, the lighting would rather go for the sword. Unless you are wearing a lighting conductive condom/ have a metal penis.
I cant have your mum's autograph.. shame :cry:

QUOTE(Becoming The Dragon)  
I like you. Let's be friends   
3 Inches of Blood are kiler.  
DEADLY SINNERS!
Axes are not hard to get hold off.. hand to hand combat beats the crap out of guns anyday.  
Why drive by, when you can run up to them and chop their head off "Come here ye bastard... Oi... dont run.. I just want to talk!"
I think if you walked outside, the lighting would rather go for the sword. Unless you are wearing a lighting conductive condom/ have a metal penis.
I cant have your mum's autograph.. shame  :cry:
Me and my friend discussed the musical end of the world.
Were not talking "OH NO SHIT MUSIC THE WORLD OF MUSIC IS OVER." Like Emo and Screamo, and shitecore.
Were talking like... well... here;
First of all 3 Inches of Blood will play, Axes of Evil! HARK!!
And everyone's like >: O OMFG 3 INCHES OF BLOOD, MAKES ME WANNA GROW 9 INCHES OF BEARD!!!
So everyone starts fistfightning, barroom brawling and Axeage to the face of anything with a hormone.
THEN, Mark Hunter appears on top of a big fuck off skyscraper, Unleashes teh roar of the Chimaira and sends shockwave across the planet, and also everyone has close combat weapons by now, obviously.
No one's without an axe 1024203829350 times the size of them. This is why it pays to be fat.
THEN, Vikings and shit come from the pagan lands and start visiously beating the shit out of everything.
To cut a long story short Sunn0))) appear, play one note and the planet caves in from pressure.
Heavy shit is Sunn0))) 8)

But yeah, the entire chat started out as "What would happen if Emo ever grew balls and took on Battle Metal." : P Which swiftly turned into "What if Metal just blatently kicked the living shit out of them?" : D
Nah Emo kids are Kay.
Bit Whiney.
But whatcha gonna do, typical 13/14/15/16 year olds. Typical minds.
In 10 years you can look back and say "AHAHAHAHA AND YOU FOLLOWED THE SCENE, ROFLMAO."
:3

Also My Mom agrees, I could out scream Mark Hunter 8)
She also agrees that Emo should be axed into the firey pits of the 9 hells.
Though what she actually said was "I Want to Kill The Ice Cream Man." we all knew what she meant.
Specially seeing as she was complaining about how everyone's all fashion and Emo.
Good Quote from Kai's Mom; "Bollocks. Hairy ones at that. Big hairy sweaty ones."
Can't remember why she said it, but it was something to the effect of "THAT BASTARD CUT ME OFF." or something.