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The Newcomers Welcome Thread Pt. III

jaysin's picture
on June 16, 2006 - 10:26pm

Newcomers to the Trivium board, introduce yourselves here.

Old members, go ahead and introduce yourselves again if need be.

You know the Drill.

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insanity's fall's picture

leave billy joel out of it. the piano man owns your soul :twisted:

sir daniel's picture

Hi newcomers. Remember that Jesus loves you.

jaysin's picture


I'm not new here, but I don't think I posted in this yet. And because of my lazyness, i feel I won't check and would rather risk repeating myself:

Name: Nargul The Forest Slayer
Age: 197 Years
Location: The Fjords off the Coast of Norway
Occupation: Dark Ritualising ( ) and laying the slay on forests, villages, people, and my liver and kidneys (via vodka, and other 40%+ beverages, shot, without chaser, because chaser is for chicks)


sana's picture

I know, I was just joking. I can clearly see that my warning level is still at 0%. wink.gif

trivium-hipster01cg's picture

dont make me hungry *tummy rumbles*

Podgie's picture

1. 'Broadsword' is an awesome name, we like vikings, warriors and what not here smile.gif
2. Ive never been to Canada
3. You were a headbanger a year before i was born.. which is fucking cool man.
4. All your favorite bands are awesome cool.gif
5. Excuse this random post, im in a funny mood.. tongue.gif
6. Welcome to the boards!!!

looks like tragedy's picture

how about someone tells the next newcommer to fuck off and see what happens? have a count on how long it takes them to reach 1000 posts

d.c.valentine's picture

Name: D.C. Valentine.
Status: single
Orientation: Straight
Hometown: fayetteville, TN
Body type: 5' 7" / More to love!
Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
Religion: Christian
Zodiac Sign: Capricorn
Education: High school grad

To totally steal Kristin's idea.

i have an overly inflated ego and think I'm queen of the world.

So pardon that.

Edit: I realized just now that this thread is eighty eight pages long, and kristin's idea was on page three.


jaysin's picture

You're so Death Metal Chris ohmy.gif

Welcome Jagermeister Likin' Girl who will only post three times and abandon us..

Sad but True sad.gif

Elliot's picture

ohmy.gif It's Doctor Who!

chazfox's picture

QUOTE(Futures1 @ Sep 10 2007, 11:05 PM) [snapback]392674[/snapback]


Not greedy tongue.gif doubling my (already small) chances biggrin.gif

(that is if you were commenting on me being bi tongue.gif)

trivium-hipster01cg's picture

Maybe this'll mean trivium will take notice and put more scotland dates not that i'm complaining.

Elliot's picture

Hey smile.gif You're band are pretty good man, the songs sound like they will sound awesome when you can get them recorded at full quality smile.gif

muumuucow's picture


welcome to teh boards Necromancer hope you enjoy... if you dont.. VERY bad things will happen to you... for example... your little poodle getting raped by a pitbul!

stushed's picture

sppedway racer aye? you officially have more balls than me, all the motorbikes i ride come with brakes as standard tongue.gif

good to have ya here biggrin.gif

insanity's fall's picture

I don't remember that. The one that posted an essay and he tore apart tho.

orson scott card's picture

Is that the first post you've read from me, seriously, I dont have a good track record.

*Last Post*
I swear.

trivium3_amanda's picture

QUOTE(The Cookie Monster)

^ Fucking Right Sir.

..Nice DUCK btw  8)


Its missing something... :?

A viking hat and a sword... then it shall be kvlt! 8)

It is kvlt without them. Thats how Ub3r it is.

rheehemoth's picture

I know, I never get them.
But after doing it for about 4 hours and doing it REALLY fast, it fucking drills.
And I was doing it on Sunday heaps as well.

trivium-wickerman's picture

Stop, now. Can I go eat dinner now or do I have to keep looking over you children?? Grow the fuck up.

sammy j's picture

No idea, but wassup wassup!?

*shamless african-americanizing*

sir daniel's picture

QUOTE(Sir Daniel)

Excuse me, but, SILENCE.

London pwnz.


Camborne owns cos it has this guy who me and my friends know as Powerwalk Guy laugh.gif

He's basically just some weird guy that walks (powerwalks) around telling children to watch out for rapists and 'pedingphiles' as he calls them. He also gives me and my mates newspaper clippings the most recent of which was about some guy that got killed by a lion. laugh.gif

That's .... weird.

It is. One day he just started talking to us and we were scared shitless. Now we've just got used to him. I think he's actually harmless but has a lesser mental age or something like that. It's funny in a sick, twisted way if you know what I mean.

minister bonesaw's picture

Ive never introduced myself in here. Damn.

Hell. Errm my name is Minister Bonesaw. Im 1087685 years old (i was spawned in the Earths Core you see).

My hobbies are writing bone crushing riffs, bone crushing, villiage burning and witch hunting.

bigdave89's picture

Dude, I know what you mean.

I fucking HATE it when n00bs do that to forums I go on, and even Moderate. It's like, if you're gonna sign up, post, faggot!

But aye, I'll stick around. I'm quite vocal on forums, so people will get to know what I'm like quite quickly.

stushed's picture

wow... the newcomers welcome thread has now become the newcomers detterent thread.

stushed's picture

saying it already exists... even though it dont... unless someone stole it the second i changed it?

ripper's picture

Yes, of course. I'm terribly saddened by the fact that I'm not involved in this whirlwind of imaginary homoeroticism.

insanity's fall's picture

you've got the highest post count now that mattie is unavailable

Elliot's picture

Cheese of the hat variety?

craigo - the wasted life's picture

QUOTE(Mattie @ Dec 18 2007, 07:48 PM) [snapback]404986[/snapback]

Sana's back, yays!

Now we just await the return of Madden, Rick, Brian and Amanda. laugh.gif

I'm also happy with that, *Bow down to the old skoolers*