"We can file this one under "Innovative Inspiration". Dr. Pepper - maker of awesome soda - has announced that they will give one free can of soda to everyone in America if rock group Guns N' Roses releases its long awaited album "Chinese Democracy" at any time in 2008. Guns N' Roses lead singer/recluse Axl Rose - who is the group's founder and only remaining original member - replied that "the band is surprised and very happy to have the support of Dr. Pepper". Chinese Democracy has been in production since 1994, three years after the band released "Use Your Illusions 1+2" - Guns N' Roses' last original recordings. Whether or not Chinese Democracy ever sees the light of day, we can now safely assume that every effort has been made to pry the music from Axl's hands..." Haha.. I can't believe that anyone gives a shit anymore..