As of this very moment I have converted to Pastafarianism.

So I decided to share it with you all!
http://www.venganza.org/


(I'm pretty certain I'm not breaking any rules here... but If I am then I'm screwed, basically. LOL...)

Techically it's Trivium. So I don't see why this can't be posted here. LOL.

SO... DOES ANYONE HAVE THE SONG? D: ...

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Basically I had this urge to write a big slab of metal.

I then proceeded to write the big slab of metal.

I don't intend to put this as any part of my main musical project since it doesn't go with the style.
But damn it's fun to play. :3
And even more fun to listen to =D
Y'know... if your ears don't bleed from Midi wank...

http://media.putfile.com/Kai-Zenarai-Sulku...s-Born-of-Ashes

Most users ever online was 666 on Sep 28 2007, 02:50 PM

I'll prolly get shunned for pointing out something a few people have now.

But I don't give two spinning rats on a stick. >: [

RIGHT.
I dunno if I'm the only one thinking this... I most likely am, but there we go, I'm Kai, people seem pretty established with the idea of me being completely insane. Which I'd like to think I'm not.

SO....

I dunno how the rest of you feel when you're about to give some tender lovin' but I personally would LOVE to see Trivium team up with Durex and make some Condoms with the T on the length of it!
And perhaps they could come with a little music box that plays a cover of Gunshot which goes something like; "A Cumshot from the head of my erection."

CHILDISH, I admit.
But Damnit, I'd enjoy it.

And hell... If anything I'd want a pack just to say I have one.

If Not I'll have to mess with the idea of getting with the word "SKULLFUCK" or said Gunshot shizz on the length of my wang. Or elsewhere if it turns out that's not going to happen.

Anywhoo.....

Either that or some plastic Trivium T swords to charge into the gig with while proceeding to mangle some unfortunate fuck who dared get in the way of you while you're trying to get to the front.
I know those bastards, and god knows I could do with a T sword to smite them with.

Or alternatively someone could get me a Koi and transport Dragons gate to my door so I can take a big ass dragon to fuck shit up with.

Either way, I feel Plush Heafy toys riding mighty dragons with T swords and all sorts of other shite would look lovely in my Room. >: O

And dragons gate should so be the Met0l horns with some sort of mystic portal in the middle, a power only evoked to the sheer brilliance of Anthem's little china-man piece.



......Or... I could fuck off and stop wasting peoples time with fagass suggestions that belong, most likely, on a pop-punk board for fans of Pete Wentz's cock....
BUT I STILL THINK MY IDEAS ARE VALID, AND... SOMEHOW GOOD.

8) ...and if Jaysin in reads this, Dude, stop opening MSN convos like "KAI MANNNNN" and disappearing. I'll ram a corn cob up your ass if you don't speak past an opening line next time.