99. Invader Zim Zim: Why did this happen, GIR? I just upgraded your guidance chip! GIR: Oh. I left that at home. Zim: Left what at home? GIR: Oh. Guidy, Chippy thingy. Zim: Why, GIR? GIR: To make room for the cupcake!
I'm hoping that these will get better as I go along, but feel free to add more, as I will probably run out before i get to #1.